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13
Sep

Volleyball: A True Underdog Story

I worked with this guy that needed to submit to a spanking in order to graduate from High School.

He was one of the non-jocks at the school. This is the mean streets of L.A… Lower Arkansas. If you want to understand L.A., then forget “Boys ‘n the Hood“, and watch “Winter’s Bone“. 

At the end of the Senior year they held a volleyball tournament. This would determine whether the Football players, or the Basketball players were the better athletes: apparently.

So the kids-who-are-picked-last played volleyball. All year they practiced, and when the time came, they beat every athlete at their school. When they won the title, my buddy walked up to the net, and said to the Basketball players, “That’s how we do it in my house.”

That spanking? The Principal said that it was for “inciting a race riot.” To be sure: it wasn’t about that. It was about the kids-who-are-picked-last-in-gym-class showing what they could do.

31
Jul

Bee

Bee

30
Jul

Wasp: Stabby McStabberson

Wasp

29
Jul

Mothra

Moth

28
Jul

Mothy Motherson II

Moth

27
Jul

Moth and Sandstone #2

Moth

26
Jul

Moth and Sandstone #1

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25
Jul

Hummingbird Moth

Hummingbird Moth

19
May

Robots for Everyone

What’s this song about? Other than my ringtone? Ali Spagnola wrote it, and 59 other 59-second songs. Why? Her concerts are a one-hour drinking game, and she spent over $30k in court, so that you could play it. I can’t make this stuff up.

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