Cool Mike Kidd Flat Track Racing Video
I came across this great racing video of AMA Hall of Fame inductee Mike Kidd while searching on (“kat zimpel” motorcycle race) (without the parenthesis). Apparently YouTube doesn’t have Kat Zimpel racing videos. I believe that the music comes from an old Amiga video game where you ride a Harley Davidson. Memory… failing… can’t… do… plaid…
The Essay Where I Attempt To Mini-review Every Motorcycle That I Have Ever Ridden And Discuss My Ambivalence About Harley Davidson
2010 Ducati Monster 696 ABS
- $9,995 MSRP is expensive compared to it’s closest big-four competitor’s models. That said, this is my favorite bike ever, and much less expensive than many dissimilar models.
- It is incredible easy to turn. It makes me think “this bike is telepathic, and goes where I think it should.” Are you bad at u-turns? Maybe it’s not all your fault? This bike helps.
- The seat is comfortable for a 5’9″ 220 lb. man. It reminds me of a Gold Wing in the way that my body interfaces with the machine.
- I never feel like I am putting weight on my wrists, and I never feel like I am doing pull-ups (between 0 and 85 MPH).
- The levers are adjustable, and my hands do not tire when using them.
- The bike is very short for a sporty bike, but possibly too-tall for some people that are five-foot-tall and shorter.
- The forks are not adjustable in any way, although they work for my 220 lbs. on the road: the track is probably going to be a different story.
- The shock is adjustable for pre-load only.
- It was initially difficult to use the sidestand while on the bike (due to its short length), but I can use the back of my boot to get it down.
- The battery is extremely difficult to access. Make sure that you install trickle charger wiring the first time that you do access it.
- The passenger footpeg holders look too large (they are functionally-fine, this is an artistic-design comment), but my 8 year old is occasionally a passenger, so they will stay.
- It is sometimes difficult to read the speedometer in bright sunlight.
- The bike needs (and now has) frame sliders.
- The bike needs luggage.
- I wish that more of the metal were the same color (except for the trellis frame, that _should_ be painted). Ducati lets many metals be their natural, non corroded, color. Apparently this is so that the magnesium parts on the more-expensive models stand out. In other words: it’s a tradition.
- The inside of the hubs rust (they are hollow). The rear brake’s return spring rusts.
- The acceleration is slower below 4500 RPM (but quicker than the other bikes in this list). The word “rocket” comes to my mind between 4500 and 8000 RPM.
- I hate all of those stickers the trellis frame. The stickers are annoying on most bikes, but some states have proposed laws about leaving the emissions stickers where they are, and I don’t want to.
- The English-language chapters in the manual replace “,” with “.”, and “.” with “,”. This is how it’s done in many countries: “1,000,000.5″ (one-million-point-five) is written as “1. 000.000,5″. It’s correct, but confusing to Americans.
- The manual has errors:
- Redline at 800 RPM? I think not. They need to multiply that by 10.
- The manual warns about leaving the headlight on, but also touts the bike’s run-down protection feature. I am nitpicking here.
2004 V-Star 650 Classic
This is a great cruiser for long distance. I spent the most time on this one. I added a fairing (to avoid the doing pull-ups feeling that you get when your upper body becomes a sail-in-the-wind) and hard luggage.
2007 Suzuki SV650S ABS
The non-S version is a baby bear bike; it is “just right” for most folks in every way. It’s a sportbike, but with a v-twin engine. I ride the S version: which goes a long-way towards explaining why I am happy to ride the Monster 696. I intended to install a tubular handlebars on here, but did not.
Harley Davidson Night Train
The Night Train is a Harley Softail model with a black crinkle-finish on the engine. The fit-and-finish is excellent. It pulls like a tractor at low RPMs, but costs around 2.5 times more than the V-Star 650. I did not purchase this one.
Harley Davidson VRSCR Street Rod
The Street Rod has mid-mount controls, inverted forks, and it is taller than a V-Rod. It was the sportiest non-Buell HD ever, but not as exciting as the SV650 or Monster. It also suffered from that I-could-buy-two-motorcycles-for-the-price-of-this-one issue. That’s my opinion; most Harley Davidsons are expensive, but obviously enough people desire them to justify the prices. I did not purchase this one. This model is no-longer available. The bike in the video has a custom exhaust system.
Kawasaki Eliminator 125
The Eliminator is fun, and inexpensive, but small. I rode this during an MSF course. The name “Eliminator” refers to drag racing, but this is not a fast bike.
Kawasaki Eliminator 125, image by Wikimedia user Museo8bits, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license
Suzuki GZ250 Marauder
This one is also fun, and inexpensive, but small. I rode this during an MSF course. The new TU250 is prettier.
Scooters?
My wife and I rented scooters in Fort Lauderdale. I am not sure what model they were. I like automatic transmissions in concept, but CVT transmissions are not as exciting as dual-clutch transmissions, regardless of engine size.

Gershwin Kile's first scooter ride: Gershwin Kile, Paul James, and Amy James: KYMCO is a sponsor of James Gang / Hoban Bros. Racing. They provide the pit bikes. The photo was taken during the 2009 AMA Pro roadraces at Heartland Park Topeka.
Harley Davidson Biases
In the plus column
- Great build quality.
- Beautiful Bikes.
- Paul James Harley Davidson’s Director of Communications is extremely generous with his fans. There are videos, articles, images, and essays, about Paul James’ and Jeff Johnson’s race team (James Gang / Hoban Bros.) from in-the-pits and on-the-track. This does make me think positive thoughts about HD.
In the minus column
- One of the salespeople at a Texas HD dealer was only willing to sell me a Heritage Softail. He showed me a picture of his girlfriend, and told me that women like-that only date HD riders. Bad experiences affect our feelings about the brand.
- At another Texas dealer they said that I must have broken my defective goggles by mistreating them after admitting that they had quality issues with that particular product. HDs are so desirable that bad salespeople can still get sales. (Does this belong in the plus column?)
- Expensive
- Buell, Buell, Buell, Buell: did I mention what they did to Buell? Some of the HD dealer salespeople that I met apparently hated Buell. HD forced decisions on Buell. HD killed Buell instead of selling the engineering, branding, etc., to another company. Yes, Buell’s market share was low, but that wasn’t entirely Buell’s fault.
- The exclusivity attitude that some riders have. HDs are extremely comfortable, and easy to ride bikes, but some owners think that they can only be ridden by big bad bikers. (Wait… does this belong in the plus column?)
- The only-in-America branding of a product that is assembled from parts that are manufactured all over the world: even by some Japanese companies. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
- Harley Davidson bought MV Agusta, improved their process engineering, and then sold the company: presumably at a loss. That’s right, Harley Davidson briefly owned the world’s most beautiful superbike, and offered it for $18,500 MSRP, which is competitive with the big-4′s prices (Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha, Kawasaki). If you suspect that the company is being run by a guy from the air conditioning business, then you are correct. I leave you with the F4: a bike that I may never get to ride, because it won’t be part of any HD US demo fleet.
Free MotoGP Videos
Apparently Dorna figured-out that these have value as advertisements for their pay video service. Embedding is disabled, so I cannot put the actual videos here without downloading them, and that’s not what the owners want. Maybe Dorna wants Web-based marketing, but does not understand Web-based marketing?
- Valentino Rossi vs. Casey Stoner at the 2008 Laguna Seca Grand Prix Is passing by going off-track legal? I don’t know the MotoGP rule concerning that. In some forms of racing it is not a violation unless you gain an advantage by doing it. Rossi went from 2 to 1 there. Maybe it’s not against the rules. Or maybe the fact that Casey Stoner did not finish the race (DNF), meant that Rossi did not gain advantage. Or Rossi was penalized by an amount-of-time, but still won. If you know, then please comment, and I will edit this text accordingly, and give you credit for the help.
- Valentino Rossi vs Jorge Lorenzo at the 2009 Catalunya Grand Prix
- Brno 2010 Grand Prix Was the track covered in jet fuel? Lots of crashing and tank slappers.
- Laguna Seca 2010 Grand Prix Lots of crashing here too. Fans don’t like crashes, but that’s what they are focusing-on in these videos.
- More Official MotoGP on YouTube
Rossi and Lorenzo Comic Books

Yes, I cropped the scanned image. This is an "adults only" MotoGP Champion's comic book. No doubt.
This is an old post that I updated on 2010-08-18.
A few years ago I purchased Valentino Rossi’s hardcover comic book by Milo Manara. Most of Signore Manara’s art is erotic, and this comic isn’t an exception: adults only please.
The comic book is called “Quarantasei” (46 in Italian), and is available in Italian and Spanish. I still haven’t translated it, so the accuracy of my description may be in-question, but here goes: A secret organization is attempting to steal Valentino’s genes in order to create superclones, but first they steal Valentino’s good-luck charm affecting the outcome of the race. It’s up to Guido, and Osvaldo the Chicken to save Valentino! Rossi talks to the ghosts of Steve McQueen, Jim Morrison and Enzo Ferrari in his dreams. The book contains real-world MotoGP events amidst the fantasy elements.
Remember Valentino Rossi’s 2006 Mugello helmet? That was to commemorate the publishing of this book.
Interested? Back when I purchased Quarantasei the publisher’s Web site was Italian-only. The good news is that they now have an English option. The book gets shipped directly from Italy, and if I remember correctly, I received it in just a few days. The DVD version is Region 2 only, and Italian only, so that won’t work on American DVD players (Don’t you just love the DVD consortium? Not.), but books can be viewed by anyone.
- Quarantasei may be purchased via this link to Leopoldo Bloom Editore.
- Go here for the Limited Edition version of Quarantasei signed-and-numbered by Valentino Rossi, and Milo Manara (I wonder who got #46?)!
- Quarantasei ArtBook is available from Leopoldo Bloom Editore via this link.
Jorge Lorenzo’s “Lorenzo’s Land” comic book was published in 2009 by Panini Comics and created by Estudio Fénix. Jorge wakes up from a brutal crash and cannot remember being a grand prix motorcycle rider. According to the publisher: “Fiction and reality, celebrities and circuits, are intertwined in the search for a destination that brings us closer to the actual figure of Jorge Lorenzo creative, restless, tenacious, meticulous…”. [2010-06-21 UPDATE] You previously were able purchase “Lorenzo’s Land” directly from Jorge Lorenzo’s official merchandise site. It is not currently listed there.
Rossi Is Going to Ducati: It’s Official. Here is what I, Yamaha, and Ducati, Have to Say
2010-08-15
Italians are mad at Ducati when Casey Stoner wins (because he beat Rossi), and they are mad at Ducati when Rossi wins (because the Italian bike lost). This will apparently fix that.
Or maybe not: “…if he comes here and he’s not winning, [then] the Italians are going to burn the factory down!” (Nicky Hayden, September 2010 Roadracing World, page 50)

Valentino Rossi in Qatar 2010: image by ScottJones.net/MotoRaceReports. This file was licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license.
But he just promised to stay!
I really didn’t believe that this was going to happen during the 2010 silly season. On the one hand: the rumor has been going-around for quite some time. On the other hand: Rossi recently announced that he would retire with Yamaha.
It reminds me of an interview with former NY Governor Mario Cuomo (I don’t remember the source). The interviewer kept pressing Governor Cuomo to announce his candidacy for President of the United States. Governor Cuomo said that he had absolutely no intention of running. The interviewer then told Governor Cuomo that we would hold him to that. Governor Cuomo reminded the interviewer that there is a difference between lying and changing your mind.
Valentino Rossi just became interesting again
In Valentino Rossi‘s first year of GP500/MotoGP (2000) racing, the race announcers always talked as if Rossi were the underdog. He would start out by not getting the holeshot and the experts would assume that he was going to have quite the challenge. He was #2 in championship points that year.
2001 was similar: Rossi won his first GP500 Championship that year.
This “he can’t win” story occurred again when Rossi left Honda in 2004. Everyone believed the Yamaha YZR-M1 to be slow. Rossi, Jeremy Burgess, and Yamaha worked to fit the bike to the rider. He was once again the assumed underdog. Rooting for his team when all the experts said that he could not win, was fun. He won the championship that year also.
The past few years the experts have assumed that the Yamaha is the best bike. Not enough credit has been given to Valentino Rossi’s and Jorge Lorenzo‘s skill in that regard. Also: nobody assumes that Rossi is going to lose these days.
Rossi is currently the underdog again in 2010, due to his leg breaking. That’s not how we like the story to go though: yes to underdog, no to injuries.
The Ducati is believed to be only-ridable by Casey Stoner. For sure, Nicky Hayden (Rossi’s former teammate at Honda!) has made some progress, but this is still believed to be the underdog bike. Valentino Rossi’s story just became interesting again…
In Valentino Rossi’s Own Words
I do not know Italian. I will put a translation here when I find one: assuming that I have permission to do so.
Ducati
from Ducati’s Official Press 2010-08-15
The 31 year-old will complete an Italian link-up with the Bologna factory next season having agreed a two-year deal.
Ducati and Valentino Rossi have signed a two-year agreement for the nine-time World Champion to race with the “Rossa” of Borgo Panigale in the Ducati Team from 2011.
The arrival of Valentino in Ducati opens a new and exciting chapter in the Italian factory’s sporting history and, indeed, of the whole MotoGP Championship. The opportunity of lining up such an extraordinary rider and character is considered by Ducati to be of huge value to the whole Ducati MotoGP project.
“We are delighted to announce that Valentino Rossi will be with us from 2011,” commented Gabriele Del Torchio, president of Ducati Motor Holding. “He is a paragon of excellence in the world of motorcycling, coherent with our Italian company which is a standard bearer for ‘made in Italy’ excellence. These are key values for success in technology, design and sportsmanship. In addition to the strong and passionate intent of both parties, this agreement has been made possible by the committed support of our shareholder Investindustrial and all the sponsors associated with the Ducati Team, sponsors which have believed in this opportunity and share and support our choices.”
Filippo Preziosi, Ducati Corse General Director, said: “Firstly, Valentino is a great fan of motorcycles and so it has always been a pleasure for me to listen to his opinions. Until the Valencia GP he will remain a competitor, one so great that he has always given a special value to our victories, but as soon as he rides the Ducati for the first time we will work together on every single detail that will develop a bike capable of showing his huge talent. Working with Valentino is one of the most exciting things for every engineer, and it’s good to know we will have this great opportunity next season.”
Yamaha
from Yamaha’s Official Press 2010-08-15
Yamaha Motor Co., Ltd. would like to announce that the partnership between Valentino Rossi and Yamaha will come to an end at the close of the season, when Valentino will move on to new challenges.
Yamaha and Valentino have enjoyed seven fantastic seasons of racing, during which time they have won four MotoGP World Championships together.
Valentino has played a huge part in the history of Yamaha and he will always remain an important part of Yamaha’s heritage. Yamaha is extremely grateful for Valentino’s contributions to its racing successes over the past seven years and it would like to wish him the very best in his future racing endeavours.
Yamaha will be putting all its efforts into ensuring a successful and happy end to the partnership over the remaining races.
Lin Jarvis, Managing Director of Yamaha Motor Racing, said “On behalf of the Yamaha Motor Group, I would like to express our sincere gratitude for the amazing seven years that we have spent together. Valentino joined Yamaha in 2004 at a moment when Yamaha was struggling in road racing after eleven seasons without a championship victory. Valentino’s victory at his first GP race for Yamaha in South Africa in 2004 was an incredible moment and was just the first of many more race wins that have thrilled MotoGP fans and Yamaha fans around the world. His unsurpassed skills as a racer and a development rider enabled him to win four MotoGP world titles to date with us and helped Yamaha develop the YZR-M1 into the ‘the bike of reference’ for the MotoGP class.”
“There have been so many wonderful experiences and victories and we are very proud to have been able to make history together. Whilst we regret Vale’s decision to move on, at the same time we fully respect his decision to search for a new challenge and we wish him the very best for 2011 and beyond.
“For the remaining eight races of 2010 Valentino will remain a Yamaha Factory rider. As such he will continue to benefit from our full support and we hope and expect to see some more race wins with him ‘in blue’ before the season is over!”
Rossi stated: “It is very difficult to explain in just a few words what my relationship with Yamaha has been in these past seven years.”
“Many things have changed since that far-off time in 2004, but especially ‘she’, my M1, has changed. At that time she was a poor middle-grid position MotoGP bike, derided by most of the riders and the MotoGP workers. Now, after having helped her to grow and improve, you can see her smiling in her garage, courted and admired, treated as the ‘top of the class’.”
“The list of the people that made this transformation possible is very long, but I would like to thank anyway Masao Furusawa, Masahiko Nakajima and ‘my’ Hiroya Atsumi, as representatives of all the engineers that worked hard to change the face of our M1. Then Jeremy Burgess and all my guys in the garage, who took care of her with love on all the tracks of the world and also all the men and women that have worked in the Yamaha team during these years.”
“Now the moment has come to look for new challenges; my work here at Yamaha is finished. Unfortunately even the most beautiful love stories finish, but they leave a lot of wonderful memories, like when my M1 and I kissed for the first time on the grass at Welkom, when she looked straight in my eyes and told me ‘I love you!’”
Little Scooter Passes 3 Sport Bikes In 2 Corners!
What’s the point? The fun is in the lean, and you don’t need a huge motorcycle to ride fast while leaning deep.
Who mixes sport bikes and scooters at a track day? Apparently riding scooters and small motorcycles at the go-kart track is popular in Asia. This is Russia.
I don’t know who is riding, or who shot the clip. I believe that it is Roots Krongauz, a Russian scooter enthusiast. I asked some questions at kronhaus‘ YouTube channel, and I will update this post, when I learn more.
Wayne Gardner Riding Video
kyokushintiger posted this awesome Wayne Gardner riding video to YouTube. I first saw it on VisorDown‘s Bugsplat email #126.
What can we learn from the comments?
- According to fackorf (if that is his real name): “It’s a honda VFR750 from 1987, codenamed 6X as it had titanium valves and a few other sweet mods.” Interesting: a rare factory “prototype” that looks like a production bike.
- sprcampbell tells us that this is Oran Park in Australia, and until [February 2010?] you could ride this track but it is being replaced by houses.
OTT Interviews Santiago “the Ironman” Villa: the World’s Toughest Road Racer
Santiago Villa is racing AMA Pro and CCS Florida this year. He also likes to go home to Columbia to race every year.
Why “the Ironman”? You know how riders used to stay on the bike during endurance-race re-fuelings? Santiago was badly burned: ending that practice. He went on to race with major burns and broken bones! Santiago is the type of racer that inspires fans even without (yet) winning the AMA Pro championship.
Here is the video:
Isle of Man TT Videos
2010 John McGuinness Video
Don Emde shared an Isle of Man TT video on facebook. This one is a 2010 video of John McGuinness! Yes, Mr. McGuinness is that good.
2009 Videos
Don Emde shared this beautiful Isle of Man TT video on facebook, and mentioned that he wants to go as a spectator in 2010. The music is “Now we are free” by Hans Zimmer and Lisa Gerrard, from the movie Gladiator. It was uploaded by Mirko Guzetta. Thank you Don and Mirko!
Isle of Man Tourist Trophy 2009 Steve Plater Onboard:
Scott Harwood shared this 2009 Isle of Man TT video with us:
Scott also shared a video from this year’s TTX with us:
I go like this: motorcycle goes “brrrrraaaaaaaap”.

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